The Great Food Fantasy

Beep! Beep! Went the alarm and Vin and Gus knew that they were alone in the house. “You are getting really old Vin. I am 75 in dog years and you are like 93!” gus said “You have gray hair” Vin replied “You are grey too and I have always been gray” Gus yelled angrily. “I can’t hear you, I am deaf!” Vin yelled as loud as he could. “What should we try to get out of the kitchen today?” whispered Gus. “What did you say? I can’t hear you!” Yelled Vin. “sigh, I said, what should we try to get out of the kitchen today and you really are getting old because you can’t even hear me!” Gus sighed annoyed as he pulled out a small fake hand out of his best hiding spot. (which he does not trust you to know) “What are you going to use that thing for?” yelled Vin (as usual) “Can’t you remember anything?”  Gus said in a frustrated tone. “We have to use this to open the kennel since the humans made it so that we can not open the kennel, with our feet.” Gus said as he tinkered with the lock on the kennel. A few minutes later he heard a “Pop” and the metal door shot open. “I am really craving some banana peels from the compost bin bin today!” Vin yelled. “Well, you have a nice time eating banana peels while I have a parfait and some chicken pre cut off of the bone” Gus as he trotted down the stairs while Vin half fell and half walked down behind. Click. Click. Click. Click. Went their toenails on the kitchen floor.  Bang! “ Sigh, there goes the compost bin.” Gus sighed. Gus stuck his paw behind the fridge handle and tugged. A HUGE waft of cold air hit Gus and there was the most amazing thing to ever be invented. The Refrigerator! (And the food inside of course!) Gus snatched out yogurt, chicken, granola (from the pantry) blueberries and threw it all onto the table and sat down. “No dog bowl today!” He thought. “Yum Yum Yum!” was what Vin was thinking as he ate banana peels off of the ground. Then something terrible happened! They heard a car door slam in the garage! “ Grab the food and get upstairs into the kennel! They are home!” Gus instructed. Vin wandered upstairs slowly as Gus nudged the compost back onto the counter, closed the refrigerator door, grabbed the food and dashed upstairs and right when he reached the top step he heard a Beep! Beep! And he hurriedly jumped into the kennel with Vin. Just as he heard footsteps coming up the stairs he realized that the humans would see the food! He was choking down the last bit of food when one the humans let them out. “Phew” Gus managed to whisper under his breath. “THAT was close” 

 

What do you think would be a crazy thing that your pet would do while your family was away?